oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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