You're my little dorito
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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