I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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