Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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