a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal