Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.