Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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