i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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