Yo dont text me then not text me
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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