You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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