so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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