Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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