they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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