Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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