So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
40s are totally the cure
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
