...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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