But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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