don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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