I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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Do I have a choice?
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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