so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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