I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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