it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Sext me about skeletons
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
