all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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