In the future we'll all be gay
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I smell like Dick and happiness
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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