whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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