porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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