My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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