Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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