Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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