I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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