People in love make me want to vomit
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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