After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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