i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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