new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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