just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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