Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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