She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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