You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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