David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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