This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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