i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Terrible idea I love it
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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