He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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