Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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