I wish I could punch you in the face.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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