I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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