My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
