Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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