I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This baby is an asshole
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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