are you still at the devil's house?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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