Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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