How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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