so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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