I am puke
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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