What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I am one with the molecules
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
