In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
