Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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