Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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