my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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