I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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