Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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